Joel: "I really love Dashboard. If you dont have the cd you should really check it out."
Benji: "Joel listens to it and just cries and sobs....tears of heartbreak."
"Hold on, you can make fun of me when im done making my point." -Benji to Joel
"I sell out every day. I say, 'Give me 5 bucks and I'll give you a kiss.'" -Benji
Joel: "Thats right. Manson, he actually performed this at the 1998 VMA's, he was surrounded by like backup singers and a big dope show lights and..."
Benji: "You remember it well dont you Joel?"
Joel: "Well, I remember it cause he bared his ass for the whole audience to see."
Benji: "Yeah he should've called it the ass show."
Joel: "Not the dope show the ass show."
Benji: "In 1997 he did the same thing for the VMA audience when he performed the 'Beautiful People.'"
Joel: "He likes showing off his bare ass."
Benji: "How about that Marylin? Call is the ass show."
Joel: "Yeah."
Benji: "..the tour's gonna kick off next week. For a complete list of the tour dates you can log onto MTV.com, but wait till we go to a commerical or when Joel starts talking--because he just goes on and on."
Joel: "That's right. Anyways, this next video is "Live Again" by Sevendust. Right here, check it out."
Benji: "See what I mean?"
Joel: "I just want a girl that i can cry myself to sleep to in her arms."
Benji: "I just want a girl to love me."
Joel: "Welcome back to All Things Rock. I'm Joel and this is Benji."
Benji: "Yes, I am Benji...but I am also the giver of information!"
Reading post from ATR message board...
Benji: "Benji and Joel, can you hug?"
:::both pause and look at eachother:::
Benji: "Nope."
Joel: "No."
Benji: "Anyway moving on to the next video..."
Benji: "You know, personally, I haven't had any problems with being married and being on tour."
Joel: "You're not married."
Benji: "Oh"
Joel: "You never will be married."
"Joel likes legos..." -Benji
Joel: "This post comes from GCChick20."
Benji: "Joel's old screen name!"
PZO: "How did you all meet?"
Benji: "Its a weird story actually. We were all going to your moms house. We all got there at the same time and met on the porch."