Joel's QuotEs

There are no rules,but if you disrespect the ladies, you get jacked.-Joel

Let me finish singing this song about how poor I was, and thenI'll get back to you! ***He was talking on his cell phone which rang during a set****-Joel

"Yeah, and your teeth are clenched together, and you are like, 'It's cool, man. I'm fine.'" - Joel (on getting painful tattoos)

“In 10th grade I kissed your girlfriend. But don’t worry, I didn’t like it. She used too much tongue.” –Joel, to Benji.

In h.s. football players attacked him with ben gay. "They rubbed ben gay in a place it shouldn't not be rubbed" *aawww*

joel says the hardest part about being on tour is being away from cash " he can't come with us because he needs alot of attention and we are always so busy so instead he stays with my mom but i try not to go more than 2 weeks without seeing him"

"I need a Hot Girl to represent this Hot Boy here" -Joel and Benji

I guess my news years resoultion is to take everything more seriously, take my job more serioulsly, to take my life more seriously. (for 2003)

If i were in that pit, i'd be making out with every one of you!-Joel

"yo, mad Love, Yall" -Joel

"The fan sites we've seen are awesome, we love them."-Joel

But we are a boy band!-Joel

(his take on the anthem) The song is about our take on success. We just wanted to show that what matters to us is just being happy, and living a lifestyle where your friends matter and they're your family.

This one's for all you emo and skater kids, we know your sensitive" ( about motivation Procolomation )-Joel

You can call him Benjamin...Thats what Momma calls him-Joel

You can only start a boy band if you've kille done thats already out there-Joel

My last name is sex...S-E-X...-Joel

Who the hell is Survivor? Can you make the title of this article, "Who the Hell is Survivor?" -Joel

o edgefest 2 how i love thee...-Joel

... with your poo poo and your pee pee-Benji

I got all the heys-Joel

"I don't want to see anyone leaving single tonight. I want everyone to leave impregnated." - Joel *loLz*

"I think the terrorists are just idiots."-Joel

"We're all music fans and we just love being in a band, and that's why we do it." -Joel

"Mm Tiky Tiky, Kickass!"~Joel

*"Waldorf is a helluva town."~Joel

"she bit me! she walked up and bit me! sick! Michele wipe this off!"~Joel

“Im feeling those lighters ya’ll”-Joel

"We want kids to come to our shows and forget about everything, whatever their problems are, we want them to be focused on the energy, have a good time, and then go back to their normal life tomorrow~~~~Joel

"Kiss Kiss....*makes two kissing noises*"~Joel

"I think that our goal in Good Charlotte is just to be Good Charlotte, and whatever happens, whatever that means, we don't even know, we just push on and tour and make music and do whatever." -Joel

"The shit really hit the fan!" - Joel

"We really brought down the house tonight!" - Joel

Joel: We represent Waldorf.. Well I know Charlotte Hall.. Trinity Church Road.. Yeah we love Waldorf..

Joel: Paul is 21. He's growing up.

Joel: "Those people who shun us just because of the label we're on, or the fact that we've got a video out there that's getting us somewhere are only limiting themselves, because they aren't keeping an open mind. Besides, no band has ever given us shit for our career path. It's mostly just jaded punkers. And if that's the way they're gonna be, I'd rather have someone who doesn't know a thing about punk coming to our shows, 'cause they're the one who like it for what it is, not what it (isn't)."

"I gotta go brush my teeth!" - Joel

"We got Paul over here sportin' the Ravens. And we got Billy over here rockin' 'Nightmare Before Christmas.'" - Joel

"I would have sex with Britney and makeout with Christina, cause you know she's gonna have drama the next day." - Joel

"I'm feeling this crowd so much, I think I'm going to stand in it." - Joel

"He's like a little brother to us all. We like to pick on him, all of us, you know, like brothers do." -Joel on Billy

"?Did you guys make it big yet?''You guys rock stars yet?' Every day, we'd get prank phone calls at our house. They would call and be, like, 'Yeah, we're Atlantic Records and we wanna sign you guys.' My mom would call me--'Joel! Joel! Atlantic Records called! Get home, they want you to call them back!' Then I knew who it was, and I was just, like, man--* Joel shakes his head.*Those types of things hurt,* he says. *It's funny now, but back then it sucked." -Joel

"I love all women!" - Joel

Music is supposed to be an escape. It's supposed to be somewhere you can go, where you can be yourself, or be whatever you wanna be.

Yes, I am pimping this coat, thank you very much.

I wanna see all of you making out during this song.

Walking all along the...grass...ya told me..ah ya'll I forgot the words...

yeah, I hurt my finger. Does anyone have a bandaid?

I'm kinda disappointed that Canada isn't like the South park movie said it was.

We're definitely not jaded. We never really considered ourselves serious muscians who are changing music. We're just kids who wanted to be in a band.

Benji had definitely been called a freak. I mean, I've been called a freak, too, but he's definitely more freakier than I am.

Good Charlotte is anger management teen angst.

"We’re always thrown in with punk bands & labeled as punk music, & we take that as a huge compliment because we love punk music. But when I talk about punk, I think of a band like Rancid. We never call ourselves punk, but if kids think we’re punk, & if that’s what we are to them, then we’re punk, & if a 21-year-old thinks we’re rock, then we’re rock to him, I mean, we never really pay attention to that kind of stuff." -Joel.

Benji thinks fate will one day bring him and Britney Spears together...he seriously does!

I would never sign to a label called Death Row.

Instead of going out and shooting people, why don't you start a band?

We got the shit and piss kicked out of us..one day I got beaten so badly, I laid in a puddle of my own piss and blood and urine...which is the same thing I guess...I wanna apologize to Australia for the words I just used.

Go back to the circus, FREAK!

I put on pretty good sock puppet shows and I can mime.

I don't smile.*Yeah sure you don't, I hAvE PRoOF!*

When they hosted Trl for the week

A guy strip club, where the guys get naked, like cocle doodle dudes-Joel

Good on ya Hillary Were you a cheerleader in high school? Were you a cheerleader in High school? I'm just kidding Hilary.

Don't be fooled by the rocks she got-Hilary Thats right cause she got rocks-Joel